Are you tired, of playing second fiddle to faster more manoeuvrable classes? Do you long to make it to the front lines? Well, look no further than Whip™! With this, a Soldier in your local vicinity will have the newfound ability to whip you causing a surge of adrenaline to course through your bloodstream; making is easier to run, dodge, and has been proven to increase your chances of performing to your peak capabilities.

'Y'know, being raised on a farm out in Texas has made me a better man. My pa' always use to tell me: "Son, whether it's your fists or your mind, you solve the problems head-on; never run away from them." and I've always stood by those words. But with Whip™, well, I can honestly say it's helped me a lot. God bless our Soldiers, and God bless Whip™!' Engineer - 2018.

Order now! (Note: Whip™ will not be held responsible for any accidental deaths or abusage of said item; should harm befall any of the unfortunate souls they will be held liable for their demise).

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you sticky canadian
go eat some maple syrup ugly

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