El Steve: Great Burrito Devourer
The Burritos must never learn my true name!
I am El Steve, Great Burrito Devourer, Bane of Taco Bell, and rivaled only by the entire Mexican race!
With such Awe-inspiring titles it should be quite clear that I only deal in IMMENSE issues revolving around the conquest over the Burrito! I do NOT folly around with tacos or play with the childish nachos! They are beneath one such as I!
With that being said, I am presently looking for companions to join me on an epic quest to find the origin and current source of thigns such as burritos and tacos to put an end to their threat! Therefore I am in need of an expert in the art of Taco Pulverizing and one well versed in the Nacho Style of Mass Consuption. Together we would venture forth onto the world to seek the origins, defeating my great rivals once and for all in a final battle! Do not be afraid of what you may have to face, For I am El Steve, Great Burrito Devourer and Bane of Taco Bell, and we all know how dangerous Taco Bell is as they produce many varieties of Burritos and Tacos alike, yet still I am considered their WORST NIGHTMARE!! Together we can conquer all that would come in our way!

Also we might be needing someone who can keep us supplied with GAS-X and other such remedial needs!

JOIN ME!! and help to save our world for the grip of Burritos and their kin! You will not be disappointed!
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I am El Steve, Great Burrito Devourer, Bane of Taco Bell, and rivaled only by the entire Mexican race!
With such Awe-inspiring titles it should be quite clear that I only deal in IMMENSE issues revolving around the conquest over the Burrito! I do NOT folly around with tacos or play with the childish nachos! They are beneath one such as I!
With that being said, I am presently looking for companions to join me on an epic quest to find the origin and current source of thigns such as burritos and tacos to put an end to their threat! Therefore I am in need of an expert in the art of Taco Pulverizing and one well versed in the Nacho Style of Mass Consuption. Together we would venture forth onto the world to seek the origins, defeating my great rivals once and for all in a final battle! Do not be afraid of what you may have to face, For I am El Steve, Great Burrito Devourer and Bane of Taco Bell, and we all know how dangerous Taco Bell is as they produce many varieties of Burritos and Tacos alike, yet still I am considered their WORST NIGHTMARE!! Together we can conquer all that would come in our way!

Also we might be needing someone who can keep us supplied with GAS-X and other such remedial needs!

JOIN ME!! and help to save our world for the grip of Burritos and their kin! You will not be disappointed!
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El Steve: Great Burrito Devourer
24 Jan, 2013 @ 9:49am 
Yesterday I battled with the second burrito of the year.And may I say, what a burrito it was.At first I thought that this was to be another satisfying victory for me. Never have I been so wrong.
The fight was about halfway over with very little resistance before I noticed how this beast was playing with me. It drew me in; then used its natural poison to get me. As you know, all burritos have a poison used to upset the body, and in extreme cases, death.This particular beast of a burrito had a nasty, potent poison, for it had even I, The Great Burrito Devourer, sluggish in the fight.
In the end I did emerge victoriously, as I always had. But the struggle of this fight has me wondering. Is it time for me to retire; to pass on my knowledge of burritos to another so that he be defender of the people? Am I no longer as great as I once was?Perhaps this is just the antidote talking. However one thing is certain, the burritos are getting more powerful, and I need an ally.
Burritos Devoured: 2
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19 Jan, 2013 @ 12:35am 
Oh Great and Masterful Devourer of Burritos! I would be honered to join you in your quest. i hope it is apparent, but i consider myself to be a taco extrodinair. i have once eaten 13 tacos for a midnight snack simply because i could. i would be honered if you even considered me as a potential companion.
I have heard much of your voyages. the way you shut down Yayo Taco in Nevada is truely legendary. :D