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+Rep gave me free feet pics

I can't help but notice that I left my windows open for you, and you never came.

🚨 THERE IS AN STD AMONG US 🚨 Dead body reported! Practice safe sex! STD’s are sus! Use protection! Use this list of epic tips to make sure you are safe before you and your crew”mate”!

-Boys, Before you ‘eject’ into her ‘spaceship’ make sure you wear a condom -make sure your partner is tested beforehand. Getting a “medbay scan” is an easy ‘task’ that can ensure you are safe from STD’s -look for symptoms of STD’s. A telltale sign is red genitalia. RED IS SUS! AVOID!

And always remember, STD’s may be sus, but consent isn’t! Don’t be a dirty imposter. Always ask for consent!

My windows are open, watch out for my auto turrets though