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0.9 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Cons:
v Enemies can see and shoot through walls.
v Your "AI" allies will stand still and take 12 rounds of buckshot to the face without flinching or firing a round.
v The "Advanced Enemy AI" just means that sometimes, there will be an enemy behind an open door, using it as cover, shooting you in the back. Otherwise, they approach to accurate range, then shoot at you, that simple.
v The tutorial voice tells your "Trained Operative" main character directly, "Aiming down sights increases accuracy, also aim for the head."
v The enemies are constantly speaking, using voicelines, or moving around if they aren't camping behind a corner. That means that you literally know where everyone is, and it turns into a point and click shootventure.
v The themesong loops eternally.

Pros:
^ The atmosphere is good, effects are well placed, visual design is sound.
^ The themesong is nice.
Posted 15 August, 2025.
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1,481.0 hrs on record (1,472.7 hrs at review time)
1,100+ plus hours of gameplay, and I'm still not bored. This game is a classic, a gem, and there is still no better place to come and hang out with your friends. There is still no greater joy than joining a 24 player conga line instead of capping the control points. For this smissmas, consider picking this game up and meming with the rest of us. Long live GabeN, in the BanHammer we trust.
Posted 4 December, 2022. Last edited 7 October, 2025.
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1.6 hrs on record
The only game that requires a password to create your account, and a second password, AND TwoFactorAuthentication. Only stop playing this game if you never want to play again, since your accounts will be permanently linked if you forget anything. No resetting. Ya screwed.
Posted 14 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
688.4 hrs on record (350.4 hrs at review time)
Watch out for Easy Pete... I hear he's a mite obsessed with explosives. A dyno-mite.

With the pun outta the way, anyone who says this isn't the best fallout game hasn't spent enough time learning and experiencing this masterpiece. You can mod it to look better than Fallout 4, Fallout 76 and Fallout 3 combined, and it already plays like Fallout 3 but better anyways. No bugs like 4 and 76, no hassle to get running like 3, and it's the latest Obsidian Fallout game, the last game made by the original creators. I dare you to play this game 1 time through the main questline and tell me you didn't enjoy it more than Moira enjoys making you suffer for her stupid survival guide! 600 rads my ass.
Posted 19 October, 2022.
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2.8 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
This is my new obsession. It's chess, but a class based 1v1. RIP Queens, the first chess game where the king is more powerful.

Recieved for Free tag since this is a free game. THATS RIGHT! Chess, with guns, and ITS FREE! Get the gol' durn game already!
Posted 19 October, 2022.
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0.1 hrs on record
Won't even load, authorization error. I can download GTA:V from nothing in under an hour, and I can't load the server to even get to the main menu. This has been an issue since 2019 according to the community page too... Sadge
Posted 30 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
795.2 hrs on record (57.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Spawn 1: Get headshot.
Spawn 2: Get headshot.
Spawn 3: Make 1 step and die.
Spawn 4: Get ambushed by 3 people.
Spawn 5: Get a kill and then ket killed by walking into their spawn.

10/10 Best Death Simulator.

Edit: Still the best Death Sim on the market, just add salty Indians who haven't played in 3 years and complain that you're throwing the match when its a shutout victory. Please, do yourself a favor: Before you play this, buy a dictionary. Just by doing this, you're already smarter, more skilled, and better looking than the rest of the community... Oh and dictionaries give you wallhax and headtracking ;P
Posted 31 December, 2017. Last edited 9 September, 2022.
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