Recent reviews by Gizmarine

5 cent raise for everybody !!

all my progress gone 0/10 i love this game

i dont know where to start just pull that credit card out of your pocket RIGHT now or i swear to god

literally just play quake III arena

hey its probably a really good game and i know how important it was to the history of fps games but this controls abhorrently and i refuse to play a game no matter how good it is if i cant get used to the damn controls. they should re-release this with better controls like they did with Doom and Quake

EDIT: i am still not gonna recommend buying this, but if you use the sourceport ECWOLF its pretty bearable although still not that fun if im honest. i know tech was limited at the time so obviously its to not fault of id but this game is just too barebones and lacking for my taste. still gonna keep the game though because its still pretty cool to have

this game is so well optimized it isnt funny. it runs on my prebuilt dell pc from 2009 at 30+ fps

Still better than postal 3!
(which i have never owned or played)

even MORE relatable than last time!
and the shotgun doesnt make you stop moving :0
AND theres a soundtrack!
AANNDD a highscore based mode!
what more could you want from a remake of Postal? (other than better controls on gamepad)

i have WAAAAAAAAAY more hours than this on my other consoles, and on sourceports. words cannot express my love for this game

Relatable