MUST READ ALL BIO!! IMPORTANT!!!!


Hora, I realized that my brother (cousin Philip) wrote my biology!!!! Epic!!!!! ?
aHH ahhA AHhh Ahhh... --

ACHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My my my my my my! my aphoalogishies. I f**ing sneezed! Sht!

Anyway! Guess what? my name, buffzeeisnotaweeb -buffzeeisnotaweebbbuffffffffffse My name is Buffseee My name is BuffseeISNotAWeeb (weaboo, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanophilia)

I'm not weeb, i'm not simp. I'm not gigachad, buffseeisnotaweeb!

So. You have certainly done did found your way into my biography. I'll give you that, you're a pretty smart one. You would've had to go through TIERS of effort to reach this profile. I'll snap my daddy and give you four nickels, my golly! Your (you're).

The name's (cough) buffsee.

I pissed off some stupid biznatch with a pink wig and a purple tit. She was kinda like... "yeapa' i wanta watacha anime, desu watashi wa giga.
I JUST PUNCHED HE IN THE FACE. SHE said " im ok " **

so i was making a pretty face at her, like ^3^ (hey there, pretty lady!) AGWA GAWOOOGA WOOGA WOG WOG WOG. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA eyes pop out of ♥♥♥♥ i gain 3 pills, where'd they go? Why couldn't he just speak to me?! What the hell was I supposed to do, there was so many paths I could take from there! My car just broke down, I couldn't make it home and my cell phone died. Where could I have gone?! What could I have done..!? The glove compartment had a 4 gigapill pack. I just... took them. Like, i'm in it to win it! I'm in it for the gigapill!

I get a call on my dead cell phone. I answer it and it's Chimrey, The GAWOOOGA GAWOOOGA gaw

"Chimrey, what's going on?"

"Sandy broke her toe we need to bring to hospital

(cough)

Welcome to my page! This is the page of "buffseeisnotaweeb", but that's not my real name!
(´｡• ω •｡`)

I'll tell you a bit about the shows I like to watch.

Steins;Gate
Steins
Bakekizunekonekketsunisehanakizutsukimonogatari!
FMAB (OVA)
Rent-a-Girlfriend

So, I just put these as a few examples to give you an idea of the kind of animations I love to watch. (buffsee)

Angel Beats!

I don't think i neeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEeEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEd to explain myself, but here goes!

So I sit my patush down on a nice, and comfortable seat. I say to myself, almost like a mantra.

"Gigapill. Oh, gigapill."

VLC Media Player opens on my pc (vlc.exe, sha256: 7e8e8ceb35fcfca294b81a6d9be724529c4fdea11f39c0ffff6cd0df868fa34c)

I become one with VLC, my skin color changes (the color rendering of VLC is perfect, x264, low quality download of my encode favorite anime, the I what I do not you '(do)' do you you couldn't even get what I wanted, I got a good pal of mine, he wasn't here 4 years ago. That's where I get those shows.

VLC has a play button, you see? If you don't know where it is, you can find it at the bottom left corner of the player.

i grab 4 gigapills and 5 gigapill powder pounds, the radio of VLC (FEATURE, FEATURE. FEATURE! Feture, FEATURe. FEATURE? Feature. FEATURE! Feature. Feature...? Feature! Feature.? Feature..? Feature...? ACHOO ACHOO ACHOOFeature.) i tune into brazil (304525-269346.axsci.as.br/awe0a.radio.php?epowe-Get::21$2GET-GOOGLE-PASSWORD&DESTROY-COMPUTER=TRUE) and hear song about the anime radio she (lady on radio) says to my ears directly through Windows Media Player seu idiota, estúpido, o que você pensa que está fazendo assistindo você está vendo. o que você poderia ter feito não é da minha conta. Observei você por 14 minutos, não poderia ser eu. Eu compreendi por você. Eu roubei suas peças. Sua digestão não é minha opinião, seu idiota. O que eu não consegui? Veja este show! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

He said it to me in such soothing words I was already researching it into my keyboard. "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" what could this be, a feast for my eyes.

I watched it and i couldn't take take take a-Girlfriend a ears roubei bottom of the barrel ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it's not real. It's

That's just my morning routine, I wake up to my brazilian friends. They tell me what to watch, using VLC in my skin where the doctors observe me.

Until one morning.
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I SAT UP IN MY BED, MY CHAIR. MY SOFA.

I WATCHED WITH MY EARS INTO BRAZIL.

THE BRAZILIAN TOLD ME: One Peace

I F*CKED UP! I WATCHED 65535 EPISODES!

THEN I ACCIDENTALLY REWATCHED IT, 2147483647 TIMES!

DAMN, THAT SUCKED ASS! LITERAL DOG WATER!

0.1 / 10 (We'll get into my ratings later, stay tuned!)

I HATED WHEN LUFFY TOLD SHORTY ("my strong curly fists, the curves, they're made of rubber. Hahahaha hint wink ;) look at my rubber fist, my dog just had to be placed into container yteaaaawajsodfiobjsdfboiuchvbxocvubhxocvubh")

But I didn't watch it.
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I guess i'll use this space, right here x3 ehhe to tell you about my fave show of all tiiime (according to my animelist :3)

Welcome to the National Hockey Kingdom.

It's about a Natural Happy Kazoo.

FBZZZZZZZZZ He dances

BFFFFFFFZZZZZZZZ The Kazoo Sings

Scene 2, Kazoo ain't real. Forgot my gigapill.

Show's about Nasty Hillbilly Kissing!

Harry went up to sammy the demon (He pissed on the floor) with his wiggly finger, he kissed her. Sammy was like, Damn. You are disgusting, harry!

Scene 3, I couldn't remember what scene 2 was about.

Show's about Nether Horse Kidnapping!

I built 6x6 nether portal out of redstone minecraft blocks. i didn't see the purple glow, so I assumed I did it wrong.

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Ratings

10 - GOOD SHOW LIKE PONY SHOW. STEINS;GATE
9 - LITTLE WORSE THAN 10.
8 - HAS FOUR PIECES OF KYLE
7 - COULDN'T BE ME! I FILED BANKRUPTCY LAST TUES. 3/14/2016 (Pi Day!)
6 - 666 DEVIL NUMBER 666
5 - It really couldn't be worse than this. Uzaki-Chan Wants to Hang Out! Was so f*cking terrible, I don't even want to tell you why I gave it a 5.
4 - Her orange vest was breathtaking. It gave me chills just not thinking about it.
3 - Hasbro My Little Pony series, Season 2. I ate 4 gigapills!
2 - AABBCCDDEEFFGGHHIIJJKKLLMMNNOOPPQQRRSSTTUUVVVWXXYYZZ.
1 - Eh, it could've been better. Here's my criticism. I spent like 13 minutes trying to understand the first scene of this show. I was able to figure it out when I learned Japanese but as an English translator for HorribleSubs, it's not a piece of cheese. What you could've done is explain the plot to the viewer in simpler terms, such as laying out the character's personalities in a way that even the densest of viewers could understand. Here's what I would've done!

Senki, she's the tsundere. Write that on her forehead.

Rio, he's the strong one. Portray that with large muscles.

Oraito, he's the pervert. Make him have a bloody nose, like Kakashi from Naruto.

Other than that, pretty good show! Hard to understand the characters at first, but hey, this is one of your first releases, Shōsetsuka ni Narō. White Fox, Kyoto Animation...

Understandable, hmph. („• ֊ •„)

HOW TO: Singing the Kazoo Song

Crazy kazoo, by BuffseeISNotAWeeb

My my my. I see I'm not the first one.
Who forgot his Gigapill.
Hey I'm down for an omelette,
And I can't help myself from
Playing with my kazoo,
All day long. Oh oh oh.. I'm schizophrenic..
I'm paranoid. I like to play with my kazoo,
All day long. I know I'm not alone, with my anime wife,
Senjougahara, my dear Kazoo-ist, I make annoying noises! BOG BOG BOG BOG!
All day long! No! It's bad enough. For real!
I need some tea and ice cream..
The night is coming early. The sun is rising. The moon is setting.
11:59 AM, when the diary of Senjougahara ends, July 15th, 2019.
A-ha ha, ha ha. This is all in my head! Kazoo, Gigapill! Gigapill!
Geez, there's been so many coincidences lately. Even I don't believe them. But who knows, this could be the case of this life. And this isn't my first one. For years I wasn't even human. So maybe that's whasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasd