I am NOT normal about Agnes Tachyon.
I am clinically compromised about Agnes Tachyon.

Every time she shows up on screen my brain goes “YES MA’AM TAKE MY FREE WILL AND TURN IT INTO DATA.” She talks at mach speed, laughs like she’s already seen the ending of the universe, and my soul immediately signs up to be her unpaid lab assistant.
I don’t want to fix her.
I want her to ruin me academically.
If Agnes Tachyon told me:

“Stand still.” I would fossilize

“Run.” I would outrun my regrets

“This might hurt.” I would say “worth it” BEFORE she finishes the sentence

I don’t need therapy.
I need her approval scribbled in illegible handwriting on a clipboard.

Just because I want a mommy gf doesn't mean I don't have a motherly figure in my life. Also, I don't really see the problem if people who have never had a motherly figure in their life develop a mommy gf fetish because they're adults and they have needs and a motherly gf can perfectly fulfill that role. Honestly I am just really into the caring/nurturing aspect of it, and I see that very much in the character of Misato which is why (among many other reasons as well) I'm drawn to her. Also, just because I have the mommy gf fetish does NOT mean I want to literally have sex with my mom because... ew no. Misato is my favorite Eva character though, her being a mommy gf figure is only one of the reasons why and a lot of the other reasons are because of how much I identify with her and how much I identify with Shinji. But the mommy gf fetish is a big meme here that I embrace and I embrace that I have this "fetish".

crusading my king rn

incredible, I thought you were carpet bombed

still alive and kicking

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