[6:32 AM]
Bonzi:
nap time arthur! see you when i awake

A spirit gave me to ability to feel this wrath, and I said yes. Suddenly, looking at myself in the mirror, my expression VIOLENTLY and INSTANTANEOUSLY changed. I began to SCREAM with a volume I didn’t know my lungs were capable of, and begin RIPPING, SMASHING, and BEATING anything within sight. When everything in sight was destroyed, I finally broke through the door with the blunt force of my own skull, and lay on the floor, dead.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

I sexually Identify as England. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of becoming the great city of England and hearing British accents rapping all day long. People say to me that being England is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm poppin. I'm having a plastic surgeon install double decker busses, Big Ben, Buckingham Palace and Wimbledon on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Lord of England, not from Compton" and respect my right to be a city, and tax my citizens needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Englandphobe and need to check your city-hating privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

ur meant to comment it back bro

never cook again