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Recent reviews by SalmonGrenades

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7.7 hrs on record
I dont want to oversell it, but it changes you forever.
Posted 24 November, 2025.
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169.7 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Some of the best quotes from me and friends while in game have been, "Oh. Close the door please." "LAND MINE!?" And my personal favorite "We've got to get out of here." good stuff. 10/10 game.
Posted 13 November, 2023.
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0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I would rather play 100% Orange Juice exclusively than play this game. I could not figure out how to add my friend, in fact, i couldnt add anyone. I was also finding people on my block list showing up in my friends list. If you want to play this game, just pay to play Rocket League. The movement is slower than you think, even with the stat boosts you can give yourself with your equipment. I would stay away from the game, but it being free, you are more than welcome to give it a try yourself.
Posted 20 September, 2021.
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182.0 hrs on record (46.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is great. Make sure you have the time for it though. Matches can last over an hour. Game play starts off fairly slow, but as you grab upgrades, it starts to pick up pace. The challenges to unlock new characters are fun and sometimes have you searching every inch of the map to be sure you havent missed anything.
Posted 27 November, 2019.
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206.3 hrs on record (64.2 hrs at review time)
It has shooting. And boxes that dont require keys. Also, 90% of people are bots. Like me. If CSGO has hurt you, come on down to Black Squad. Here is a few tips to get you started: hold shift to walk. Its very useful; You still have decent accuracy even while jumping; Make sure you grab some friends and/or acquaintances to join with you.
Posted 24 November, 2019.
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23.0 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
When humanity is close to that time to being wiped off the face of the earth, a single tear will be shed of pure happiness that no one will ever have the chance to play this game again. That no one will have to experience the chaos and rage that this game radiates upon starting it.

10/10. Would find more friends to play with just to ruin those friendships.
Posted 26 July, 2019.
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47.7 hrs on record (34.9 hrs at review time)
It's a fun, quick paced, arcade game. I recommend playing with friends, as well as downloading maps from the workshop. There are some hidden gems in there.
Posted 29 June, 2019. Last edited 27 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
46.1 hrs on record (40.6 hrs at review time)
What can I say? Its a great game to pass time. Also, to those who dont know, never mess with Gandhi.
Posted 23 November, 2017.
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4.6 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
I understand that the Slide maneuver gets a little annoying in multiplayer, and kinda looks like a pay2win. But I did fine without spending a dime. The Co-Op was actualy really fun. If you have some friends at least. If you go in with random people, I dont know what to tell you. When it comes to gameplay, I like the teamwork aspect of the game. If there is a small house or wall, you and another team-mate can help eachother up the wall. if you need to push a car out of the way, yuor teammates are right there. Thats all i have to say about it. Not the Best game in the world, but its alright.
Posted 6 May, 2015.
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