Recent reviews by whiteboy

Exactly what I'd hoped for. Packed with silly, packed with strategy, packed with content!

Even if you aren't familiar with this type of turn-based combat, GIVE IT A TRY! Its simple, easy to understand, and addicting.

Cheers to the countless hours ahead of us!

An absolute blast with a big group of friends! Really hoping for more content in the future (Especially wands and monsters).

When did you think we'd see a masterpiece with the tags:
Souls-like
Online Co-Op
Multiplayer
Roguelike

10/10

Robots for my idiot friends is peak game design THANK YOU

I feel like we paid an awful lot for fewer and less polished features. I have no doubt that upcoming patches will smooth everything out and restore civ to its rightful glory, but this seems more like "early access" than "advance access". The industry standard of releasing unfinished games is just unacceptable at this price.

the ui is seriously that bad
Go play Balatro!

THE RADAHN FANDOM IS DYING


LIKE IF YOURE A TRUE STARSCOURGE

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⠀⠀⣀⣤⣀⣄⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣰⣠⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⡽⣾⡽⣾⣽⣻
⡴⢟⡫⢍⣙⣋⣙⣛⠶⣦⣤⣴⠶⠟⡋⠍⠆⠩⠙⠛⢷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣟⣷⣻⢷⣯⣟
⢜⡵⠚⢋⠡⠌⢉⣉⣙⠳⢦⣀⡊⣤⠶⠚⠛⢙⣋⣫⣍⣛⡷⠶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡿⣾⣽⣻⢾⣽
⠉⡄⢑⣨⡴⢚⣩⠵⠖⠛⢓⠲⠦⣄⠪⡴⢚⢍⡠⢥⣤⣬⣭⡝⢾⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⢷⣯⣟⡿⣞
⢒⡴⢋⣡⠖⣋⢵⣾⡛⣿⣿⣷⡌⠙⢯⣨⠴⠋⣴⣿⣧⡟⠛⣿⡄⠈⣧⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣟⡾⣽⠻⢽
⠉⠶⣋⡵⠊⠁⢸⣿⡏⣿⣤⣼⣿⠀⣈⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⡘⣿⣾⣿⣇⣴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡿⣽⠃⢀⣼
⠈⠔⡉⢛⢓⣶⣾⠿⠷⠾⠿⠛⠻⠟⡉⠙⡛⠛⠚⠛⡙⢋⠉⣴⠟⠁⠀⢀⣾⠟⠻⢿⠿⠁⣴⣿⣻
⢈⠰⠠⠡⣿⢱⣍⣛⠷⣮⣥⣓⠨⠐⡄⢃⠄⢣⢁⠒⡠⠌⣸⡇⠀⠀⢠⣿⠃⠄⣡⠋⣠⣾⢿⣳⢿
⠠⠁⡅⢂⠙⣮⣻⣿⢿⣶⣮⣭⣟⣛⣳⠾⠶⢦⠶⢶⡶⢞⣫⡷⠶⠶⢛⣻⣷⠘⢁⣴⣿⢯⡿⣽⣻
⢠⠡⠄⠃⡌⠄⠛⢮⡙⠾⣛⠛⢿⣻⢿⣿⣿⣭⡭⠽⠟⢛⠩⠠⢁⡾⠋⠉⠀⢰⣿⣻⡽⣯⣟⣷⣻
⢀⠒⡈⠡⢐⢈⠆⣠⣙⣷⣬⠿⠖⠛⢋⠡⠠⠄⠐⣀⣉⣀⣂⡁⠜⣷⡀⠀⢀⣾⣟⣷⣻⢷⣻⢾⣽
⢠⢊⢰⣁⣦⠾⠞⢋⠉⡔⢀⠂⡁⢚⣠⣴⣷⣾⢿⠿⢿⡟⢉⣿⠶⣬⣿⣶⣾⣟⣾⣳⢯⡿⣽⣻⢾
⣷⡿⣿⢿⡀⠆⠌⡐⠌⣠⣡⣾⣿⣯⣵⣶⣶⢶⣶⣶⡿⣿⣾⡇⠠⢀⣸⣿⣳⣟⡾⣽⢯⣟⡷⣯⢿
⡿⣽⢯⣟⣧⡘⣠⣡⣾⡿⣿⡽⣞⣷⣻⢾⡽⣻⣞⡷⣻⢷⢯⣿⣷⣾⣟⣷⣻⢾⡽⣯⣟⣾⡽⣯⢿

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⠞⣫⡵⠶⠛⠋⠉⠉⢉⣛⡳⢦⣶⣦⣌⠙⠻⢦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣠⣤⣤⣴⣾⣯⣿⠟⠉⣀⣤⣶⣶⣿⠿⠿⠛⠛⣻⣿⣛⢿⣦⠀⠀⠉⠻⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢸⣿⣄⠉⠛⣴⠿⠋⠀⢘⣿⣿⣿⣥⠿⠶⠶⣶⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣯⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢸⣿⣷⡀⠀⣿⠀⠤⣴⣿⣟⣋⣁⣘⣻⣷⣂⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠈⢻⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣦⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣸⠟⢛⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⠻⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠙⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣷⠀⠀
⢰⣟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⣿⡿⠛⢿⣿⠿⣿⡿⢹⣿⣧⡹⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⡀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣇⠀
⠈⢿⣿⣿⠇⠈⠛⠟⠁⠀⢸⡇⠀⢸⠇⠀⡿⠀⢸⠏⣸⢷⡛⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣻⣆⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀
⠀⠀⣷⢻⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣨⣅⣀⣾⣀⣼⣧⣴⣯⣴⣯⣾⣿⡽⣿⡄⠀⠀⠘⣇⢻⡄⠀⠀⢸⡇
⠀⠀⠘⣧⣀⡶⠶⣿⠛⢹⡏⣹⣋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡽⣿⣤⠀⠀⢻⡈⣷⠀⠀⢸⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣶⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡽⣿⡄⠀⠸⡇⢸⡇⠀⣼⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⡇⠀⠀⣿⠀⢡⡀⡿⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠻⢿⣿⣿⣾⡇⠀⢿⠀⢸⣿⠃⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣎⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⠟⠋⠉⢠⣄⣀⣹⣿⢇⡇⠀⢸⠀⣼⠋⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡟⠉⠉⠋⠉⠉⠀⠉⣄⠀⠀⢻⣶⣤⣤⣿⣿⢿⣫⣾⡇⠀⣿⡾⠃⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣠⣦⠀⣀⡀⢠⣤⣀⣹⣦⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣛⣡⡾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣯⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠻⢟⣺⣿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠳⠾⠿⠿⠿⢿⣯⣭⣭⣥⣤⣤⣤⠶⠶⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Bro really said
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡴⠒⣙⠓⠲⢦⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣰⠋⣰⣿⠿⠿⢷⣦⡈⢻⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡎⢠⣦⠄⣴⣿⠇⠄⣶⣤⣤⣁⠄⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡾⢀⣿⠃⢰⣿⣿⠄⠄⠙⠿⠿⣿⡧⢘⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⠄⣼⡏⢀⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⡼⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⠐⠿⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⡾⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢈⡷⠄⣴⣿⣿⠟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣸⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⡅⠸⢿⡿⢃⡄⢠⣤⣬⡿⢃⣼⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠓⠤⠴⠿⣄⠻⠿⢋⣠⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠳⠖⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

I believe in

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⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣄⣀⡀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣟⠉⠀⠈⠉⠉⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢠⣄⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣬⣼⣾⣦⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢿⢿⡿⣿⣿⣿⡛⠀⠀⠀⠀⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣼⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠿⢿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉