Beetus Master
John Beetus
Anoka, Minnesota, United States
Screw you & your +rep. NO random friend requests. NO trading crap.

If you comment on old screenshots offering four-figures for virtual items, you need to touch grass. Seriously.
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Screw you & your +rep. NO random friend requests. NO trading crap.

If you comment on old screenshots offering four-figures for virtual items, you need to touch grass. Seriously.
View more info
Level
33
Legendary Gold Digger
500 XP
Currently In-Game
Deep Rock Galactic
Badges  22
Games  79
Inventory   
Screenshots  540
Reviews  4
Artwork  73
Groups  43
pyros are gay, overpowered and probably just ruined tf2 forever
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AGoJyt
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PAYDAY 3
189
Aperture
Online
180
Elite
Offline
166
noö
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134
Shooting Starzy☆
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113
Cairo𓂀
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I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to ya fer a few minutes about Diabeetus
:emofdr:

Former SFM Content Creator, Full-Time Automotive Technician
Homeowner, Cat Dad.

I enjoy building police cars in my free time with other people who also enjoy building police cars.

DIAL 988: Your life is worth it and there's always help for those who need it.

If it wasn't clearly stated in my bio already:

• No, I won't add you back for trading.
(I will ALWAYS be the one to reach out first if I ever want to go down that rabbit hole. No exceptions)

• No, I won't add you back in response to "let's be friends and play games together [emoji, emoji, emoji]." All of you failed-lobotomies who commented this crap: We have never played a single match together once in the few times I actually do have the energy to hop into a game. Why are you like this? You'd have better luck sending spam emails to elderly folks and I despise that too.

• If you comment on random screenshots asking me to give you my items for money or vice verse, you need professional help and I insist you step away from the monitor and re-evaluate your life near a waterfront, on a walking path, or any place away from a screen where you can contemplate your usefulness to society and that there's a life beyond a virtual item economy. Better yet, leave your phone at home too so you can't harass people on Steam Mobile either.

• I intend to do nothing with my inventory except sit on it. The strange counters go up once in awhile when I'm in a good mood.
Artwork Showcase
When Broken Blades Cross
520 21 31
+ 69
Favorite Game
Red Dead Redemption 2
1,640
Hours played
26
Achievements
Achievement Progress   26 of 51
+21
Screenshots 106
Item Showcase
Recent Activity
87.7 hours past 2 weeks
1,165 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
Deep Rock Galactic
Legendary Gold Digger
500 XP
Achievement Progress   59 of 69
+54
Screenshots 15
343 hrs on record
last played on 9 Apr
Cyberpunk 2077
Achievement Progress   23 of 57
+18
130 hrs on record
last played on 1 Feb
The Sims™ 3
Comments
Cairo𓂀 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01am 
I took a 23 and Me lineage test result and it turns out not only am i jewish and muslim but i am also that ♥♥♥♥♥
I will proceed to aimlessly blather online about my newfound oppression all while acting like a sewer troglydite
Dan 13 Apr, 2022 @ 9:25am 
Nice ♥♥♥♥
FruityBun 22 Aug, 2021 @ 11:20am 
Hay, eye'd liek to ad u 2 mi gide uv tea eff too cumisun artishts s0 thut otter's cn feyend arfiss wifout aving 2 doo teh deep:HelpingHand::donut: dggn taht eye've b3n dooing 2 fynd tham. Eff ur intresting juts + mi bck adn Wii™ cn tulk.
Dexm0s 27 Jun, 2021 @ 10:46am 
Hey, I'd like to add you to my guide of tf2 commission artists so that other's can find artists without having to do the deep digging that I've been doing to find them. If you're interested just add me back and we can talk
Dan 16 Mar, 2021 @ 7:10pm 
La tortura de verga y bolas (TVB), la tortura del pene o la tortura de la verga es una actividad sexual que implica la aplicación de dolor o constricción en el pene o los testículos. Esto puede implicar actividades directamente dolorosas, como perforación genital, juego con cera, azotes genitales, apretar, romper bolas, flagelación genital, juego uretral, tortura de cosquillas, electroestimulación erótica, rodillazos o patadas. El receptor de tales actividades puede recibir placer físico directo a través del masoquismo o placer emocional a través de la humillación erótica, o saber que la obra es agradable para un sádico dominante. Muchas de estas prácticas conllevan riesgos importantes para la salud.
button_ 23 Jan, 2021 @ 10:17pm 
That’s fine, take care!