thx br0. You are so friendly =)

-rep dog

-rep

Really? You only have 3 kills in the entire game.

-rep noob go play Minecraft

Man rolls up to da clinic, innit. Been strugglin' with stiffy business for like a whole year. His ding-dong lookin’ mad tiny, and da ballsack’s all saggy. Both of 'em hard like pebbles, lumpy as a bad road. Dem cremaster flex ting? Negative!

His balls be lookin’ chunky, bruv. Dem cords (funiculuses or sumtin’) be long and tight. Diagnosis? Straight-up ‘testiculi pugnii’ — aka smashed-up nuts, seen?

Told to chill with da spin-cycle stimulation, innit — no rough hand action, and sauna's a no-go. Da back alley route: prostate’s massive, fam. And just touchin’ it made man pop off a clean boner and a firework-style nut. So, forget dat sildenafil. Bruv’s got a case of malignant homophilia.

Solution? Start jammin’ with a geezer instead of chasin’ birds. Anus? Clean and lookin’ well keen — so no worries on da backdoor action. Prescribed Xylocain 2% for da anus for da man love!