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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.4 hrs on record
Posted: 2 Jun, 2025 @ 2:18pm

I just bought this game for me and my girlfriend, after playing it for almost 30 minutes she got mad because I was better and she was not so good (big noob)
Then we got into an argument about our love life, i said she was incapable of using her faulty brain. that caused some big error in her head and then she broke up with me after 7 years of pure love and hot seggs
the bad thing is, now I am sitting here alone in my house
the good thing is, now I do not have to worry about what my so well loved girlfriend wants to play
because her pc is outside in the rain now
I refund this game because of money, but I give it a thumbs up for the relief it brought me in my real life.
And then they say "Games cause violence" while she's not here anymore annoying me all day long, so its actually Games cause good change.
Thank you for reading all this long type thing, but I like the opportunity for new womans. So if your living in the netherlands, you are a pretty woman who does not like computergames, hit me up. I have a house no wife, no kids, (that I have any knowlegde of) and I have a big house and small pipi.
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2 Comments
XDXDXDXDD 26 Sep, 2025 @ 6:01am 
go 0/1 irl
OrionOfTheStars 15 Sep, 2025 @ 6:42am 
If you get a new girl, you should play it with the new girl to see if she is the one