Recent reviews by Azusmidge

GIT GUD

If you enjoyed the base game, you'll enjoy this little side quest of an additional area. It's pretty much another level, with a story that doesn't effect the main story. Admittingly, I am in want of more but I am satisfied with what I have in that. Plus, it came with new Bethedsa jank, which is always a pus. Indiana Jones appearing before other things render in cutscene, body stacking to ridiculous amounts. All in all, if you enjoyed the base game, this'll tune your sax, but leave you hungry for more.

So chop chop Bethedsa, back to the computer farm and get to work on Indiana Jones and The Next Macguffin.

If you've the specs, and you enjoy tomb raiding with some big brain puzzle hyperbrain stuff, this is for you. The combat system is pretty fun once you get into it, but you can also Bethedsa the crap out the AI which is hilarious, and oddly fitting in that Indiana Jones campy fashion. No, never mind the 25 bodies in the door Hans, just walk through a little further...

Get Good: The Game; featuring Cats.

Protip: Learn to parry.

Berseker is quite underpowered and could use a buff, like a return damage aura.

Just kidding, this game is amazingly fun; and brings in great content on a good schedule.

10/10.
It's okay.

Other than some problems with Graphics and FPS, game runs and plays pretty dang good.

However, later on in the game, it does take the ol' phrase of "That's Xcom baby" to new heights, with a difficulty curve that may be very intimidating for players of any skill, on any difficulty.

The only real issue [other than the ones I stated which need a DRASTIC patch] was that the ending [which will not be spoiled here] is direct continuation bait, kind of forcing you to buy the DLC to finish the story.

Sequel bait was always annoying, but DLC bait? It's a new level of nut shot to the wallet.

So for the grades.

Gameplay:
A

Story:
B+ (For the continuation bait, A other wise)

Graphics:
B+ (when acting nice) C- (at the current time)

Final Grade:
B- at the current time.
A- when the inevitable patches come

Future grade possibility:
[Highly dependant on DLC content, and the speed of patch implementation]

Good luck fellow Commanders.

What a very short game that has a delightful artstyle and an interesting overarching story.

However, one musn't charge $7.99 for a soundtrack that can be found on a Youtube Mix Playlist.

It's incredibly dubious, charging money for something that is Free for usage to the public, so in the espirt du Liberte, I scoff and call you an emperor Penguin.

Final thoughts:
You should wait until the game goes on sale, replayability is limited, however good enough to spend an afternoon with, moderate for a chuckle or three.

Personal Comments: I can smell the greed of the publisher from behind my computer screen.

Final Grade:
B for The Game Itself
See me after class for a beating for making illicit profit from Public Use music.

I'm sure I'd be able to give a good review about the pros and cons of the game, if I could've gotten past the first few screens of it. However, the rumor mill has been a going round that there is even more disappointment following the lackluster performance.

So to put this situation into a metaphor, its like being told you have to wait in line for ice cream, that due to some issues of the vendor, it's actually freezer burnt pistachio flavor being served in plastic cones, and that those who have yet to take a full bite, have yet to get to the rusty nails and live venomous spider filling of said treat.

A classic case of "You can't have your cake, and if you could, it's pretty bad anyway."

This game reminds me of the time the Scooby gang and I decided to check out the od abandoned warehouse down by the boggy creek. We came across a Bog Monster that chased us for a good hour until we devised a way to capture it. When the Bog Monster finally became caught wthin our net, we unmasked the villian, it was Gabe Newell. He wanted the stockpile hats and keys all to himself and sell them at outrageous prices. Anyway, great game been playing for about 2 years now, keys and hats may be annoying, but it's a market I guess, so SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY DAMMIT.