my poeder

breaking bad

I'm not being a wise-cracker, kid. I'm making a business proposition. Now look, you want to be in a band, right? I can get you to join the band Papa Roach. You don't have a bass player? I can get you a bass player. You don't have a drummer? I can get you a drummer. You don't have a lead singer? I can get you a lead singer, too. You don't have a song? I can even get you a song. It will be a seven-song EP? Done. You're in the band? Done. You have a manager? Done. You're signed to a record label? Done. You're a star? Maybe, but it will be a long road. A career in show business? You'll get there, but it will be a long road. You don't have talent? I can get you talent. You aren't pretty? Maybe. You aren't perfect? Maybe. You're a gold digger? I can get you gold. You're a liar? Maybe. You're a cheater? Maybe. You're still here? You're a real charmer.

+rep likes synthwave music

Look, ain't too many things in life realer than this right here. the brown Listerine? The brown Listerine plays 0 games, its not here to make you feel better, its not here to put on a little fancy show in good taste. Brown Listerine is all business, it'll erase from yo mouth everything you've ever eaten, every person you ever kissed, it will erase every word you've ever said. You could put brown Listerine in the gas tank and get you 20 miles, you can throw brown Listerine on Jason Voorhees's hockey mask, he will be down for the count. If you go baptized in brown Listerine, all sins are forgiven; Jesus himself couldn't change brown Listerine. Brown Listerine is serious business with a bank account and LLC. They use brown Listerine in torture tactics, they gonna get the nuclear launch codes, "I ain't tellin' ya'll a damn thing." "Oh, you not gonna tell us, huh? Hey, get the brown Listerine in here." "The launch codes are LBX 3:16/123."

my profile looks so fancy now