Recent reviews by appelshnut

be me
download He Is Coming because why not
game actually fun
start looting
nothing I need ever drops
mfw I’m running around with clown gear while mobs flex on me
consider uninstalling
don’t
keep grinding

suddenly find the thing I needed
dopamine hits
almost forgive the game for not giving me what I wanted the previous 12 runs

then the music kicks in
unironically best part of the whole thing
feel like I’m in some biblical showdown while still wearing mismatched trash loot

9/10 would seethe, cope, and listen to bangers again

tl;dr
loot system sometimes 🗿
soundtrack 🐐

go fast & break your neck