Recent reviews by 11 Billion Crabs

Look how they massacred my boy.

I can't put into words how much I love and appreciate this game, not just for it's content itself, but for the people I've met through it and experienced it's content with. I've only been actively playing FFXIV for a year, having made my first character a couple years ago but didn't stick with it then, and I don't regret a single hour I've spent in this game. This is my first Final Fantasy game and I wholeheartedly recommend at least trying the trial. I will say the beginning part of the game is really slow but if you at least enjoy that part a little and get past it, you'll love the rest of the game as I did.

Space Warcrime Simulator

Bought all of the games and going through all of them in chronological order, this being first and one of the few I have yet played. This game kicked my ass, even on regular on some parts. Could just be a skill issue but definitely harder without regenerating health which honestly I prefer. Enjoyed playing through this overall. Pro tip: F5 constantly and smartly.

All i can says is that the online multiplayer is cancer.