Recent reviews by Rosellashootsropes

still crashes right when you enter the area where delta was assembled at fontaine futuristics. they never bothered to patch it, but it works more or less fine until then.

took them 7 years to half of the distance in the levels and add a popup for the parkour system whenever they wanted you to use it. still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ level design and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ unfun mechanics like the parkour system. like why the ♥♥♥♥ do you even have it? half life 2 didnt have anything like it and the game still had reasonably fun jumping puzzles. speaking of that why the hell are there two crouch buttons and only the one thats a partial crouch functions as a crouch jump? i guess the weapons had alot of effort put into them but why are there so many of them and why do they all function so simularly if you're gonna put in so many? as for the level design oh my god its still really easy to get lost the most they did was add a popup and a bloody hand print to show when you need to parkour, most of the levels still barely have any ways of shoting you where to go or how to get there. we dont need yellow paint, just basics like lighting. for instance the 1 strider "fight" level still just has you guess to go down a dark alley and then it gives you a popup telling you to go prone. why not just make it an open alley and add a car you have to walk past to start? the exit to that level is also a poorly marked hallway that leads to a pitch black entrance where npcs come out randomly and just insta die to the strider. anyone saying this games good now needs to get their head out of their ass and whipe the yellow paint out of their eyes.

its fishing time

ts so cool

not enough gender diversity

game suxs

i was expecting blade and sorcery, i got flail your arms around while sometimes blocking attacks.

I miss vrchat :(

spooky quack

wow with assassins creed painted over it