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6 people found this review funny
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30.4 hrs on record (30.4 hrs at review time)
guys im starting to think this game MIGHT have seggs in it...
Posted 14 January.
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60.4 hrs on record (53.4 hrs at review time)
uoh
Posted 8 January.
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Recommended
107.5 hrs on record (74.7 hrs at review time)
best played with the co-op mod
Posted 1 October, 2025.
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7.6 hrs on record
hehe booby go brr
Posted 4 June, 2025.
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535.7 hrs on record
uoh.
Posted 6 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
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310.7 hrs on record
yes my dark.
Posted 30 April, 2024.
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26.1 hrs on record
RUNNING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOOOOOUND-
Posted 9 April, 2024.
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30 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
Recommended
221.8 hrs on record (145.8 hrs at review time)
i didnt think this game had much potential but then that 12 hour sex scene REALLY nailed it.
Posted 6 April, 2024.
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97.6 hrs on record (96.5 hrs at review time)
THIS IS THE CLOSEST WE WILL EVER GET TO A METROID GAME ON PC AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY.

its such a splendid focking mastapiece, and its clearly got love for all the other indie games in the genre. Dead Cells isnt just an indie game with passion, its an indie game that cares about other indie games.

That being said, that floating sword needs to WATCH HIS MFING TONE WHEN HES TALKIN TO ME >:(
Posted 15 February, 2024.
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Recommended
290.9 hrs on record (285.2 hrs at review time)
Honestly? The closest thing youre getting to smash bros on PC, but it feels...dirty. I dont feel good that im good at this game, i feel SHAME. It feels like this game, for some reason, SHOULDNT EXIST.

it started as a smash clone, but now its got:

SPONGEBOB
KUNG FU PANDA
WWE
SHOVEL KNIGHT
ASSASSINS CREED
RAYMAN
G.I. JOE
THE WALKING DEAD
STEVEN UNIVERSE
THE F***ING NINJA TURTLES
AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER

AND ON TOP OF ALL OF THAT....its free.

HOW DOES THIS GAME EXIST? WHY ARE WE ALLOWED TO HAVE IT?

in all honesty, great game unless you were born without hands.
Posted 15 February, 2024.
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