27
Products
reviewed
0
Products
in account

Recent reviews by Andrew Patterson

< 1  2  3 >
Showing 1-10 of 27 entries
1 person found this review helpful
99.9 hrs on record (99.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
make a single offline/coop local/private hosted pve version, focused on solo content and mod support. let the game explode in popularity. let the community show you what they want. they need a mod SDK and a private server with full control. otherwise i dont see this game living for even 5 years. tarkov should do the same but they're lazy and greedy. it'll bring a new paradigm to extraction shooters. allow players to have full access to the game. its that simple watch what happens over night. minecraft should be the biggest lesson to ANY game dev out there.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
12th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i9-12900K - RAM: 64 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 - VRAM: 10 GB
Posted 19 April.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,476.1 hrs on record (871.4 hrs at review time)
people choose chest or any type life game to process and build brain power with. i think this is the purest form of that. the game constantly makes you think and resolve problems. if you're like me who like to deeply think. thats all i use this game for. and it works so unbelievably well.
Posted 11 April, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1
77.0 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
chinese slave labor mixed with poaching and murdering, industrialism and witchcraft. 100/100 would recommend. i asked myself 3 seconds into the game if its possible to kill this guy at a camp fire. did it btw.
Posted 20 January, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
1
88.7 hrs on record (75.0 hrs at review time)
Just a reminder that Captain Keyes and Dr Halsey got together. (Their kid is Miranda Keyes.) Cortana is modeled off of Halsey. Which means in Halo Reach, Captain Keyes was canonically given a caked up, basically naked AI of the girl he had a kid with in her absolute prime, then master chief falls in love with this girl too. then Ol' El Capitan Keyes hands the AI to his new best friend and lets him tap that sh't too because how good that sh't is.
Posted 23 May, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
24.0 hrs on record (19.5 hrs at review time)
if you were wondering. no you cant disable crossplay on PC and yes console players aim lock you and never miss. the "skill based" matchmaking isnt good at all heres how it goes. > do good. > play against console players. > do bad > play against pc players. allow us to disable crossplay. this game is hot garbage and no content. half of the attachments are useless and the entire "gunsmith" is convoluted and overly complex that all the other games died easier and simpler.
Posted 31 October, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
67.3 hrs on record (28.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big birds
Posted 26 July, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
4 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
1
135.1 hrs on record (101.5 hrs at review time)
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
Posted 13 June, 2022. Last edited 27 October, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
39 people found this review helpful
68 people found this review funny
2
4
30.3 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
i run a chop shop. we just take and sell everything off of client cars.
Posted 18 September, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
39 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
3
5
12.7 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i wish i could leave a neutral review.
basically the game is one of the best FPS'S ive ever played. but the amount of high school "navy seals" that play this game almost ruin it. nearly every player you run into will treat this game like its a military training live action anime and if dont follow EXACTLY what they say, you're stupid or wrong/ getting vote kicked.

outside of those problems i love the map design and flow. minus how small the spawn zones are.
Posted 4 April, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
700.2 hrs on record (510.7 hrs at review time)
isss pretty good
Posted 4 May, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
< 1  2  3 >
Showing 1-10 of 27 entries