can you translate something for me?

so cool of your mom to let you larp in her house

this is my first diary entry, maybe my last. it's hallowween night (it isn't) my parent is in the left room of my (not) house. i've been on this smm2 level for five hundred and sixty two hours, i think this is the run. I hit the 1-frame jump on a pointless skipp over to my neighbor's house. his weife's perfect (?) i love her (?) okay she kinda sucks, but if she were my wife, she'd kinda suck, just like you guys reading my profile. life kinda sucks, w/ev.v/z l8rs

leroy edition, that's you

<3

kiss me hard u handsum man