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Recent reviews by alpha

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52.1 hrs on record (21.6 hrs at review time)
One of the best games I have ever played.
Posted 21 September, 2022.
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6.4 hrs on record
Wake up
Kill Nazis
Life good
Posted 16 September, 2022.
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83.4 hrs on record (43.0 hrs at review time)
help
Posted 9 September, 2021.
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408.3 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and kick my ass
Posted 27 May, 2021.
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21 people found this review helpful
18 people found this review funny
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2,296.8 hrs on record (660.8 hrs at review time)
Great for experiencing the highs and lows of substance abuse and addiction without having to actually use said substances, while simultaneously being a cheaper alternative.
Posted 13 January, 2021.
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23.7 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
i am cursed to play this game for god hates his child
Posted 25 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
381.0 hrs on record (342.0 hrs at review time)
give me my badge steam
Posted 25 November, 2018.
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456.4 hrs on record (348.6 hrs at review time)
i wrote this review for a badge
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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0.0 hrs on record
HAS MAN GONE INSANE
A FEW WILL REMAIN
WHO'LL FIND A WAY
TO LIVE ONE MORE DAY
THROUGH DECADES OF WAR

IT SPREADS LIKE DISEASE
THERE'S NO SIGN OF PEACE
RELIGION AND GREED
CAUSE MILLIONS TO BLEED
THREE DECADES OF WAR

10/10 didn't deter me from killing millions in religious war
Posted 20 December, 2015. Last edited 20 December, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
210.0 hrs on record (37.3 hrs at review time)
Killed the King of Scotland, then his two sons "disappeared" and I became king.

I am literally Macbeth, 10/10.
Posted 20 February, 2015. Last edited 20 February, 2015.
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