AbsurdScallop32
Yes, I am a nerd; bookworm, I’m studious :SkulWitchCat::btd6salute:
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
Back in kindergarten, I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I’m no rocket scientist — oh, wait, I am
When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing but straight A’s
My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector
I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ‘em together
Run back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see
You’re a geek, that means you’re just a hipster wannabe
Yes, I am a nerd; bookworm, I’m studious :SkulWitchCat::btd6salute:
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
Back in kindergarten, I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I’m no rocket scientist — oh, wait, I am
When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing but straight A’s
My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector
I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ‘em together
Run back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see
You’re a geek, that means you’re just a hipster wannabe
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30 Jan @ 11:14pm 
This feller stole all of my John Bucks. I am gonna need those to buy John sauce and John fries and John burger and John soda or beer. Feel free to send me Johnmo payment or perhaps a John Money Order. Or...heh...I could always call in the man himself...but we wouldn't want that, now would we?
19 Dec, 2025 @ 9:36pm 
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14 Apr, 2025 @ 8:41pm 
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10 Apr, 2025 @ 2:48am 
The Constitution of the United States: A Transcription
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Note: The following text is a transcription of the Constitution as it was inscribed by Jacob Shallus on parchment (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum.) The spelling and punctuation reflect the original.

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:48am 
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31 Oct, 2024 @ 10:39am 
geek won and it wasn't even close