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2 people found this review helpful
21.1 hrs on record
INCISION — A Boomer Shooter That Actually Bites Back

Boomer shooters are everywhere right now. You know the formula: start with a pistol, end with an arsenal, run fast, shoot faster, and leave mountains of corpses behind you.

INCISION looks like one of those games at first.

Low-poly enemies, fast movement, absurd amounts of blood — the usual retro FPS ingredients. But the longer you play, the more you realize INCISION is doing something a little different.

And sometimes… a little cruel.

Atmosphere: Absolutely Filthy (In the Best Way)

INCISION is one of the most grotesque shooters I’ve played in years. Everything is made of meat, steel, and bio-mechanical horror, including your character.

The environments feel like a mix of industrial nightmare and organic infection. Walls pulse, machines breathe, and the whole world feels like it needs to be pressure washed with holy water.

It’s disgusting.
And it’s awesome.

The sound design pushes the atmosphere even further. Enemies scream like living piles of flesh while the soundtrack shifts between eerie ambient music and intense electronic combat tracks. Instead of going full metal like most retro shooters, the game leans into a dark EDM style, and it works surprisingly well.


Gameplay: Brutal and Unforgiving

INCISION gives you a solid lineup of weapons:

Magnum pistol

Quad shotgun

Machine gun

Rocket launcher

Minigun

Flamethrower

Sniper rifle

…and a blood-powered grenade cat named Kitty

Yes, really.

Kitty runs on the blood of enemies and launches explosive projectiles, and somehow it becomes one of the most fun weapons in the game.

Every weapon also has an alt-fire mode, which adds a lot of flexibility to combat. The quad shotgun’s alt-fire dumps all four barrels at once, which is extremely satisfying when something ugly jumps in your face.


Here’s the mechanic that will make or break the game for people.

INCISION does not allow quick saves.

Instead, the game uses an extra life system. You find lives throughout the level, and when you die you lose one. Run out of lives and you restart the entire level.

It’s controversial.

Personally? I actually liked it.

It forces you to play differently depending on how many lives you have. With a bunch of extra lives you can play aggressively and take risks. With zero lives you suddenly become cautious and methodical.

It creates tension that most modern shooters lose because of quicksaving.

But be warned:

You will die. A lot.

Story and Lore (Surprisingly Good)

Most boomer shooters barely care about story, but INCISION actually has quite a bit of lore.

You play as Healer, a former scientist turned bio-mechanical killing machine after being transformed by the mysterious Grafting Throne. Throughout the game you find lore points that reveal his thoughts about the world and the horrors around him.

It’s a nice touch that adds context without slowing the game down.

The One Weak Spot

If there’s one criticism, it’s that the final act feels a bit rushed.

There’s a big story moment where your character loses a major power, and it feels like the gameplay should change somehow… but it doesn’t. It feels like a missed opportunity.

It’s not a deal breaker, but it stands out compared to how well the rest of the game is designed.

Final Verdict

INCISION is brutal, grotesque, and occasionally frustrating.

But it’s also one of the more memorable retro shooters in the current wave of boomer shooters. The atmosphere is fantastic, the weapons are fun, and the extra life system adds real tension to every level.

If you like games like Quake, DUSK, or other retro FPS titles, INCISION is absolutely worth checking out.

Just be prepared to die a lot.

Recommended.
Posted 9 March. Last edited 9 March.
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11 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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4.0 hrs on record
Bloodshed – Noise Without Depth

Bloodshed looks intense and plays well enough, but that’s about where the praise ends. The gunplay functions, the enemies explode, and the screen fills with chaos. None of it adds up to anything memorable.

Combat is serviceable but shallow. After a few runs, you’ve effectively seen everything the game has to offer. Enemy variety is minimal, builds blur together, and progression relies too heavily on RNG to feel earned. When the game gets hard, it doesn’t feel demanding—it feels arbitrary.

The presentation is barebones and forgettable. Menus are plain, feedback is weak, and there’s no real sense of identity beyond “retro shooter with lots of enemies.” What should feel brutal and stylish instead comes off as noisy and repetitive.

Verdict:
Bloodshed kills time, not boredom. It works as a short distraction, but there’s little reason to keep playing once the novelty wears off. Functional, loud, and ultimately hollow.
Posted 16 December, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
17.8 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
Kill cursed, Behead cursed, Roundhouse kick a cursed into the concrete, slam dunk a cursed into the trash can, crucify filthy cursed, defecate in a cursed's fish stew, launch cursed into the sun, stir fry cursed in a wok, toss cursed into active volcanoes, urinate into a cursed's eye, judo throw cursed into rat hell, twist a cursed's heads off, report cursed to Aster, karate chop cursed in half, curb stomp pregnant cursed, trap cursed in meat world, crush cursed in the trash compactor, liquefy cursed in a vat of acid, eat cursed, dissect cursed, exterminate cursed in the apartment complex, stomp curse skulls with makeshift boots, cremate cursed in the fires of Hellride, lobotomize cursed, grind cursed babies in the garbage disposal, drown cursed in tv dinner grease, vaporize cursed with a beam from the exalted four
Posted 8 December, 2025. Last edited 8 December, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
17.2 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
Kill eldritch abominations, Behead eldritch abominations, Roundhouse kick a eldritch abomination into the concrete, slam dunk a eldritch abomination into the trash can, crucify filthy eldritch abominations, defecate in a eldritch abominations food, launch eldritch abominations into the sun, stir fry eldritch abominations in a wok, toss eldritch abominations into active volcanoes, urinate into a eldritch abominations eye, judo throw eldritch abominations into a wood chipper, twist eldritch abominations heads off, report eldritch abominations to x-slayers, karate chop eldritch abominations in half, curb stomp pregnant eldritch abominations, trap eldritch abominations in quick sand, crush eldritch abominations in the trash compactor, liquefy eldritch abominations in a vat of acid, eat eldritch abominations, dissect eldritch abominations, exterminate eldritch abominations, stomp eldritch abominations skulls with steel toed boots, cremate eldritch abominations in the fires of hell, lobotomize eldritch abominations, grind eldritch abominations babies in the garbage disposal, drown eldritch abominations in fried chicken grease, vaporize eldritch abominations with a abyssal shotgun
Posted 18 February, 2025.
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8 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
2
8.1 hrs on record
Dodge this game like Genesis dodged his taxes.
Posted 21 January, 2024.
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84 people found this review helpful
31 people found this review funny
2
5
14.6 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
Get you a person who can tell someone is pretending to be you by how your junk feels. Couple goals.
Posted 6 January, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
12.5 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
*Phil Burnell Voice*

HOW DO I USE RATIONS? THE GAME DOESN'T EXPLAIN IT.
Posted 6 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.4 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Great game that deserves your time.
Posted 25 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
26.4 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Kill 1060 users, Behead 1060 users, Roundhouse kick a 1060 user into the concrete, slam dunk a 1060 into the trash can, crucify filthy 1060 lovers, defecate in a 1060 lovers food, launch 1060s into the sun, stir fry 1060 users in a wok, toss 1060 users into active volcanoes, urinate into a PC build containing a 1060, judo throw 1060s into a wood chipper, twist 1060 users heads off, report 1060 users to police, karate chop 1060s in half, curb stomp pregnant 1060 users, trap 1060s in quick sand, crush 1060s in the trash compactor, liquefy 1060s in a vat of acid, eat 1060s, dissect 1060s, exterminate 1060s, stomp 1060 users skulls with steel toed boots, cremate 1060s in the fires of hell, lobotomize 1060s, grind 1060 users babies in the garbage disposal, drown 1060s in fried chicken grease, vaporize 1060s with a ray gun
Posted 13 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.3 hrs on record
Much better than Final Fantasy 16.
Posted 23 September, 2023.
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