Recent reviews by GoatGirlZel

I now have a degree in trigonometry.

Game is very fun, but the art direction is drastically shifting from tacti-cool designs to just gooner bait

OUTSTANDING game, it's like if STALKER was furry and passed the Bechtel test.

This isn't a game, it's an experience.

Absolutely incredible!

The art is incredible, the gameplay is FANTASTIC and the MUSIC!!! AHH. I've never played a metroidvania that has put so many mechanics into the combat and had it flow as precisely as Nine Sols. Combined with a WILD setting and a great story, this game is hands down a 10/10

I love you Hatsune Miku

This game is horrible. Not in the gameplay, the gameplay is fantastic. The music is outstanding, the art: gorgeous. The story is awful terrible terrible horrible. Not in quality, but in content. Nothing is good, nothing is happy and nothing will ever get better. 10/10

Ever look at a vast, beautiful landscape, full of nature and wildlife and thought "Gee, I wish there was a Walmart superstore with built-in Bass Pro Shop and a 5-acre paved parking lot?"
This game is a fight to protect our way of life. FOR DEMOCRACY, FOR CAPITALISM, FOR SUPER EARTH!!!

Adorable characters, great music, really solid card game. Beautiful ♥