[Hush]: if i had a girlfriend i would gift her my kidneystone so she could use it as a pearl

1nfect : Is crime legal in other countries?

klimzaa: my schlong has taken me to places i wouldnt even go with a gun

Dagdrøm: Fun fact: Lulu is the Sumerian word for ''humans''!
Dagdrøm: it is also the name of my ♥♥♥♥♥ ex-wife

[julius_greaser]: my grandma introduced me to ice spice

felony would be a beautiful girl's name

angelozi tutiqozi: Why do my balls
angelozi tutiqozi: have a stitch line....