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St. Pierre & Miquelon 
One with real problems and imaginary profits.
😯
Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the computer crashes.
😗
The difference between common-sense and paranoia is that common-sense is
thinking everyone is out to get you. That's normal -- they are. Paranoia
is thinking that they're conspiring.
-- J. Kegler
😷
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us
from the animals. Except the weasel.
-- Homer Simpson
Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
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Beer & Pretzels -- Breakfast of Champions.
🤠
Majorities, of course, start with minorities.
-- Robert Moses
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Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb:
Never use your thumb for a rule.
You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it.
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Happiness, n.:
An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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