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I sexually Identify as a Femenist. Ever since I was a non-binary child right out of my mothers empowered ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I've dreamed of being perpetually angry about how women have to do the same amout of work as a man to get paid equally. People have called me a cuck, and they've called me a ♥♥♥♥ing♥♥♥♥♥tickling pig man, but I just tip my short brim fedora to them, for I don't care. Women are all beautiful, except for if they are related to any republican, or my lack of god forbid...Donald Trump. So from this point further, it is a requirement for everyone to call me by my "fem" "fey" pronouns. If you don't except me then your a neo nazi trump supporter that needs to be cast off from this earth. In any case, I can be your angle or your devil...so respect and accept my sexuality.

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If you didn’t know, Phil Swift is the spokesmen for flex tape. The first time I saw Phil was on a flex tape ad. He was sawing a boat in half and then slapped his flex tape on a fish tank. The way he slapped that tank made me feel something I’ve never felt before. I reached my hand into my pants, and started to masterbait. I moaned Phil’s name as I reached closer and closer to climaxing. “Flex tape is super strong” Phil’s voice echoed in my head. As I climaxed, I thought about Phil, I thought about the life we could live if we were together. I dreamed of having kids with Phil. But alas, it was nothing but a fantasy.

For me, personally, I'm swearing off all relationships. If you see me questing a girl or it looks like I'm about to go full ♥♥♥♥♥♥ into another relationship feel free to throw this reddit link at me again to remind me that I am never dating again, I seem to function much better independently