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1 person found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
Its just candy crush with tits, 0/10 wouldnt recommend especially to the kiddies. We have to stay conservative
Posted 30 October, 2015.
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8 people found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is just half life with better graphics.

Pros:
-None

Cons:
-No Barney
-No Gman
-The game sucks
-0/10
-I dont recommend buying this game
Posted 25 October, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
4.5 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
I am against abuse of any animal so this game gets an automatic 0/10 this is brutal.
Posted 22 October, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.3 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
This game is actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great. I can relate this to game so much and for that reason i give this game a 10/10 with A BADASS SEAL OF APPROVAL. I WILL SEE U NEXT TIME ON THE NEXT ANGRY KHALED SHOW. (♥♥♥♥♥♥ metal music)
Posted 11 October, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
i dont even have to mention how bad this game is, but i will point out one thing with an honest rating. you cant see wtf is going on because the way the game is made is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and it ♥♥♥♥♥ with my brain departments everytime i look through different areas, all in all i give this game a 0/10 just because of the way the game is made, if it was an fps it would be 100 times better and probably a game of the year contender. but at its current state, its a piece of ♥♥♥♥
Posted 6 October, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
really i mean ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ really? game of the year? This game is like if ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pong had sex with a mustard sandwich. Lets deeply analyze the precision points of why this game is absolutely appalling garbage. #1 the graphics are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad and i mean real bad, if i had to compare this game to any other game it would probably be equivalent to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ runescape. #2 the gameplay is actually really terrible, like what the ♥♥♥♥ were they thinking, the combat is so clunkly and choppy and slow and it feels like ur fps goes down everytime u punch an enemy. #3 the setting is depressing-seriously it is always dark and the city looks god awful it is equivalent to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chernobyl or some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up country that is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and looks like ♥♥♥♥. #4 why is this game about batman? if it was aquaman this game would be 100 times better. all in all i give this game a 0/10 for the lack of even remotely trying and the fact that the developers had to sell dlc just to bring back the wealth after losing millions of dollars making this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and no one buying it. save your money and buy a good game like csgo
Posted 6 October, 2015.
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7 people found this review helpful
43 people found this review funny
9.7 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
This game fails on all levels of trying to become a game of the year contender. Lets start with the graphics, these graphics look like they were made in 2004 like wtf was valve thinking when they decided is a good idea to create these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ graphics. There are so many better looking games out right now. The gameplay is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dreadful its like playing garrys mod story mode and did i mention this game copied garrys mod. The game doesnt have aim down sight, they stole the hipfire only like in counter strike. The story is god awful it throws you on a bus making you think you know where you are and what you are doing. thats not the case. All in All i give this game a 0/10 for the lack of thought and care that went inside this game. This game is equivalent to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minesweeper, terrible game would not recommend
Posted 29 September, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.4 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
this is as logical as playing goat simulator, would not recommend to anyone that has sense and common knowledge of how the system is played in our society. Through a deep critical throught process upon playing this game, i have realized that this game is not good. There are too many bugs and to many hackers, plus the story mode only lasts for 4 hours! LET ME REPEAT THAT! FOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOURS! 444444 F O U R H O U R S, i might as well watch straight out of compton or lord of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rings, because finishing one of those movies will are equivalent to the length of the story. Save your money and buy something worth it, like CSGO crates. - 0/10 Worst Game of The Year Award
Posted 29 September, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
136.4 hrs on record (136.1 hrs at review time)
ever since csgo competitive released and gun skins this game has become obsolete, and the graphics are ♥♥♥♥. Is it considered a classic? not for the new generation. CSGO owns this game and this is coming from a 10 year veteran who only played csgo and css for a combined 200 hours
Posted 21 September, 2015.
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18.9 hrs on record
killing floor 2 is way better than its predecessor, this game is straight garbage, when playing pc it is all about the graphics and this game makes minecraft look like MGS V the phantom ♥♥♥♥
Posted 21 September, 2015.
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