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13 Sep, 2024 @ 7:28pm 
vgcf
1 Jul, 2024 @ 3:35pm 
THE C4RE BE4R
14 Jan, 2024 @ 1:14pm 
The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the restaurant is only the beginning.
Next all of North America will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world.
Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to mars.
At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat.
11 May, 2023 @ 7:00pm 
+rep Badass
24 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34pm 
+rep hardstuck main
22 Mar, 2022 @ 7:30pm 
+ rep spectacular scout