CIA or the Central Intelligence Agency is an American intelligence service based in Langley, Virginia, USA. It was founded in 1947 during the intensifying Cold War. The CIA and its staff members are widely featured in pop culture and memes. ███ was once an agent, too.

CIA agents are said to emanate a warm and friendly glow, so much so that they glow in the dark.

You may know some of the CIA's famous psychological operations, such as Operation 67, a CIA effort to wipe all traces of Thrembo from the internet, and obscure it's existence to the public. Despite what chuds say about the negative nature of this operation, the motive behind it was profoundly positive - done to protect the world's population from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, who intended to use thrembo to mathematically prove they could, in fact, become real women (even doe Gödel mathematically proved ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ really can't be women so marge). Through biological agents known as "schizo meds", the CIA has altered the brains of most of the world's population to remove all knowledge of thrembo, or Operation 67. This, however, has had the unfortunate side effect of ████ ████ ████ ████████████ ████ ██████ ███ ██████ █ ████ ██████ ██████ █ ███ ████ ███ ███ ████████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ██████ █ ███ ███ ██████ █████ ███ ████ ███ ██████ significant threat to ████ ███ ████ ██████ █████ █████ █████ ██ ████ ███████ ███ █████ ███ ██ ████ ████ █ ████ █████ ████ at least █████████ affected, likely ████ █████ █████ ████ ████████ ███ ████ ██ ██████ genitals were destroyed ███████████ ████ ███████ █████████ ████ ██ ███ ████████ ███████ █ ██████████

CIA bad because...ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm they just are, okay, BECAUSE retarded big number lovers like larping SCHIZOID DISORDERS

The CIA only wants to protect you, remember to NOT use Tor, VPNs, non-proprietary operating systems or Numbers Wiki [numbers.fandom.com]

About 80% of the CIA and FBI are [i[mathematicians[/i] and scientists , they also usually are former number enthusiasts ⠀⠀⠀