Vaccine side affects (really worried) NSFW//TW//real life story// Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried. Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth? It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now. My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled at this point. It's so hard for me to even walk, both figuratively and literally... My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my c ock. I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my c ock because I wanted to get to the fax machine. It ruined my life. Please don't get the vaccine!

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