YO MAMA GROUP + JOKES

Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.

Yo mamma so ugly even Ripley wont believe it

Yo momma so ugly she got a cease and decist letter from Sear's photography.

Yo mama so ugly when she lookes in the mirror Micheal Jackson sings beat it.

Yo mama so ugly she scared off flavor flav

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up

Yo mama so ugly that santa said ho ho ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Yo mama so ugly must have been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen.

Yo momma so ugly her bodywash is CLR: Calcium, Lime, and Rust

Yo mama is so ugly, I put pictures of her on my car to prevent my radio from getting stolen.

Yo mama so ugly a pitbull wouldn't bite her.

Yo mama is ugly people thinks she's yoda of star wars

Yo mama so damn ugly when reaches in her pockets money scatter like roaches

Yo mama so teeth so ugly they be throw in up gang signs in each direction.

Yo mama so ugly that the pictures of her on the wall try to run away from themselves

Yo mama so ugly she made the bogey man run away

Yo mama so ugly that yo daddy met her in the dog show.

Yo mama so ugly she invented blind dates.

Yo mama so ugly that the Guantanamo Bay doesn't waterboard inmates anymore they use your mama's bikini pictures

Yo mama so fat and ugly, Fat Albert says "Hey Hey Hey,get away"

Yo mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents

Yo momma so ugly she couldnt get God to love her

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 days to dress up for halloween

Yo momma so ugly she scared the ♥♥♥♥ out of the tollet.

Yo moma is so ugly when she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary goes away

Yo mama is so ugly Shaggy asked Scooby if he would get near her for Scooby Snacks and he said "Hell No".

Yo mama so ugly she made Ray Charles flinch

Yo mama so ugly that she gets checks from Jerry's Kids

Yo momma so ugly, at thanksgiving dinner the turkey got up and left.

Yo mama so ugly she didn't just get hit by the ugly stick, she got hit by the whole DAMN TREE!!!

Yo momma ugly when she walk down the street children start crying

Yo momma so ugly that they had to creamate her remains.

Yo momma so ugly they passed the law that she can only do online shopping.

Yo mama so ugly she jokingly asked the magic mirror who's the prettiest of them all and it replied "♥♥♥♥♥ PLEASE not you!"

Yo mama so ugly that the Statue of Liberty laughed at her

Yo mama so ugly, Xbox Kinect rejected her.

Yo mama so ugly shes the reason cars have a reverse gear

Yo mama so ugly she recieved facial reconstruction for free