DISCIPLES OF GOD'S MASTERPIECE

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2016, AN ARABIAN WOMAN WANDERED INTO AN ASIAN SUPERMARKET. SHE BORE WITNESS TO THE GLORIOUS RESURRECTION OF GOD'S MASTERPIECE IN THE SHAPE OF AN AQUATIC CREATURE LOVINGLY CLASSIFIED AS A PISCIS, SHE GAZED IN SHOCKED AMAZEMENT AS SHE DECLARED THE NAME THE LABEL OF THIS CREATURE THAT CLAWED BACK INTO THE LIVING REALM OF LIFE.

YAMA!

WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO REACH THE APEX OF MOUNTAINS, THE CREAM OF THE CROP. WE WILL THROW FISTS AT EVERY BRICK WALL WITH SMILES ON OUR FACES, BECAUSE GOD PUT US ALL ON THIS EARTH TO SUFFER AND WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR HAPPINESS, FOR IT IS YAMA'S PLAN INSTRUCTED BY GOD ITSELF.

WE WILL SPITE EVERY DEMON THAT LIMPS INTO OUR LINE OF SIGHT AND OBLITERATE IT WITH LOVE AND DETERMINATION. WE ARE NO MERE ANIMALS OF NATURE, WE ARE HUMAN GRANTED THE GREATEST GIFT OF EMPATHY. WE ARE GIFTED WITH THE ABILITY TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! WE WIELD THE PENS THAT BREAK SWORDS, WE WILL WIELD BALLPOINTS AND SPILL DYED ALCOHOL THAT WILL REMAIN LONGER THAN THE BLOOD THAT IS SPILLED.

THE TRUTH WILL REMAIN IN OUR HEARTS, NOT IN THE SOFT TONGUE OF SNAKES.