Dedicated to the feathered snake lord, Xahutec, god of basketball and a good time

We are a church of people dedicated to the worship of our feathered snake lord, Xahutec, the god of basketball and a good time. The non-belivers if not converted shall have Xahutec sliver into their their anus and out their mouth, feeding off of their spinal liquids, and turning them into a basketball when the process is complete. If you are a Bryantine or an Odomite you will be executed.