A Neverending Whirlpool of Self Degradation.

You don't have the Potency of African Thunder.

Nor the Virility of Causasian Lightning.

You don't have the Blue Key.

Your team lost Stage 3 of Goldrush,

Dustbowl, and Castle.

Hate your life? We've been there.

Come, we have cake!*




















*We don't actually have cake.