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Incase you weren't keeping up on current affair's, Wanker's Cramp is currently the cause of most deaths in Britain alone. It is very dangerous and can be fatal if contracted at the wrong time. Wanker's Cramp is serious and we're going to be holding a charity soon to raise awareness.

What causes Wanker's Cramp?

Wanker's Cramp is caused by consistant streamythmic movement of either hand, usually up and down. It can be contracted by many ways but the most common way is through masterbation. Wanker's Cramp is not to be confused with Carpel Tunnel Syndrome

What are the symptoms?

The symptoms are as follows

*Random British Accent
*Pain in lower arm
*Increasing Cramp in wrists
*Sudden urges to drink tea

What do I do if I get any of the symptoms?

Go get it checked out. The earlier you catch it, the easier it is to reverse.

What are the reversal procedures?

Four things can be done to reverse WC, depending on the level

1. Medication and a sling/cast
2. Surgery
3. Removal of the effected wrist
4. Children's Card Game

The charity will be held the same time next year ( 15/6/2016 ). The Charity is named Stop The Cramp and can be found at www.StopTheCramp.co.org.uk.com.com.guru

If you have any questions, leave them in the comments below.