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Four must be the number of the Norsemen, and the number of the Norsemen must be four. Should any number not being four enter into the acounting of the Norsemen ranks and the repercussions will be severe.

We exist to show the virtues of looting and pillaging and anything else we wish. Our purpose is to conquer any place we deem in need of conqering, be it town, city, country, world, or chatroom. Once the Four Norsemen have selected their target they shall fall upon it with more force than any legion, and their tactics unlike any conventional means.

In the time of Ragnarok, the Four Norsemen will ride forth and dispense the blessed Mead and Spam to all who abide in the world of Midgard. Those who refuse the blessed Spam or Mead will be subjected to the wrath of the Four Norsemen and shall be disentangled from their mortal coil without prejudice.

All shall tremble in the presence of the Four Norsemen!

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