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"The Story Behind the Name"

A long time ago, there was a fella who went by the name of "Uncle Knobby". He was an absolute champ at taking the D; he loved it. He lived on the taste, it was his fuel. It wasn't a job, or a hobby; it was a way of life. He'd wake up everyday with a 12 ft schlong in his mouth, and when he couldn't find anymore D to take, he'd go down and take his own D just before bed time.

He gave me quite a run for my money, so I had to take him out. Even though he was quite the practitioner, he had one fatal flaw: he could only take 1 D at a time. I challenged him to a test to see who was the best: a classic bukkake session, a vital skill that any Uncle Knobbies employee must have to get through life. And let me tell you, in my novice days, I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bricks. The sheer force of the D demands 300% effort, and I barely survived. Uncle Knobby, however, wasn't so fortunate. He lost his composure and spazzed out, drenched in tonnes of the good stuff. He took one too many D's, and died.

I claimed all right to his name, and founded Uncle Knobbies today so I can inspire the young generation to do great things.

- Your CEO, Kevin Ung