The Medic Society

The Uberwank Orchestra is dedicated to the lolwut shenannigans of the Medic class. If you enjoy uberwanking or just medics in general, feel free to join- we love medics! Invite your brother, your mom, your sister, your grandma... all are welcome to join us in our glorious, dastardly deeds.


The Hippocritical Oath
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We swear to fulfill, to the best of our ability and ubercharges, this covenant:

We will use the hard-earned charges of those Medics in whose steps we walk, and gladly share such ubercharges with those who are to follow.

We will apply, for the benefit of the Medics, all measures that are required, avoiding those twin traps of enemy Medics and Heavies, and Spies and Pyros.

We will remember that there is skill to healing as well as uberwanking, and that persistance, knowledge of needle physics, and luck may overcome even the Engineer's sentry or the unsuspecting Sniper.

We will not be ashamed to call "MEDIC!", nor will we fail to heal our teammates when the skills of another are needed for a Medic's survival.

We will remember that we should uber The Three S's: Snipers, Spies, and Scouts, whose understated abilities may surprise the enemy team and bring them a humiliating death. Our responsibility includes capping and defense, if we are to be a credit to team.

We will prevent enemy captures whenever we can, for defense is as important as assault. Should we recognize that we are healing an enemy spy, we shall promptly dispose of him in a (hopefully) timely fashion.

We will remember that we remain memembers of the team, with special obligations to our fellow teammates, whose lives are just as important as our own.

If we do not violate this oath, may we enjoy uberwanking and healings, hated while we live and remembered with infamy thereafter. May we always act so as to observe the finest traditions of our class and may we long experience the joy of uberwanking with fellow Medics.