The AT&T Lifestyle

The AT&T Lifestyle
You wake up one day and realize you're getting throtteled more than usual )^: You decided to call up AT&T's 24/7 Indian Tech Support for help! They do all the things that they know how to do and give you their normal crap for why your internet is slow (downloaded too much fish porn). They ask you if you're far away from your router and if you tried resetting it. They then ask to access your router and reset it for you because they're so nice! The next day they throttle your internet again and the cycle repeats! And hey, maybe they'll even send you a even crappier router in exchange for your old one! Thanks AT&T, 1/10 would reccomend. If you like having speed that is less reliable than dial-up AT&T is the service provider for you!

'Have you tried resetting your router' - AT&T
'We will watch your internet for you' - AT&T
'We're sorry for the inconvenience' - AT&T