--Table Club--

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?
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We are known as many things: club, clan, guild, meeting group, order, and even rogue government agency. We were formed under 3 principles, which will be explained in essay format below.

THE HOLY PRINCIPLE
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Tables: a sign of life, dignity, craftsmanship, and fellowship-the only thing to be cherished and loved more than them is other members.

THE FACIAL HAIR PRINCIPLE
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We are masters of facial hair, being so masterful, that we may seem to have none at times. Facial hair is to be loved and cherished.

THE MEMBER PRINCIPLE
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In order to be a part of the CLUB you must:

1.Be brought in under a Table.
2.Be a connoisseur of Facial Hair.
3.Be a p cool guy.
5.Notice there is no number 4.
6.Learn the 'club signs'.
7.Have an IQ over 15.
8.REALIZE LOWER CASE IS FOR LOWER CLASS

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22 November, 2014 - FunRat [TC] | 1 Comments

Seasons Greetings,

It has come to my attention that all groups and individuals worth their salt have some sort of grand theme to represent them in some fashion; some even have different themes for different occasions. We are lacking a theme. This must be rectified immediately.

I propose to all members to submit three theme suggestions in the space below. A theme will be voted upon by all Deity class members with input welcome from Saintly Emperor class.

More information will be announced concerning the glorious theme of the Table Club in the coming weeks; rest be assured, this issue will have a solution before the year is up.

Sincerely,
Deity FunRat