If you're break is longer than 10 seconds, we will send a hitman to kill your entire family. Don't worry, your in good hands.

Intro:
Hello and welcome to the work force! You have been selected from the TOMTC because you are the best man for this job. Why were you selected you may ask? We don't know! Here at TOMTCWF, we take pride in what we do; so you better take pride too or you might as well dig yourself a hole right now.
Security Protocals:
*Rule1: Do NOT tell anyone about our oporations or you will be terminated.
Rule2: Breaks will last no longer than 10 seconds.
Rule3: Do not threaten your colleagues or your boss, you will be terminated.
Rule4: If MT asks you a question, you give an answer.
Rule5: When you leave the work force, keep to yourself. Rule1 still in effect.