The Thottie Patrollers - Active Duty

We patrol thotties to keep our country and land safe so others dont have to. Join the discussion board if you find a thottie, or discuss the expulsion of thotties.

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THOT PATROLLERS ARE OFFICIALLY ON DUTY

14 December, 2017 - oh lawd | 0 Comments

After a brief period of rest, we are now ready to take on the thots

URGENT UPDATE FOR ALL THOTTIE PATROLLERS

24 October, 2017 - oh lawd | 0 Comments

The national anthem for the Thottie Patrollers has been updated. The new anthem will be “1 Thot 2 Thot Red Thot Blue Thot.”

https://youtu.be/GzVvDGnWQXI

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tacocat

18 Oct, 2017 @ 2:40pm

Look at this shocking comment from a fellow thot patroller! "Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story." Wow. So saddening. Listen to his story here- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk7Cj209GQg .

oh lawd

17 Oct, 2017 @ 7:32pm

The thots are hiding from us, the Thottie Patrollers, because they feaer getting deportated by us. It is our mission to find these thots and exterminate them.