Today Stan declared that he would elave the pub briefly to go and get some Cod and Chocolate from the local chippy! All praise be to the holy Cod and Chocolate!

Today a dear friend of Stan and myself passed away while at work. Here's a tribute to a fallen comrade who met an untimely end. You shall be missed by all who knew you. We raise a glass to your name. Cheers.

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Spread the word of the almighty pisshead Stan! Recruit as many people into our cult...*ahem* movement as you can, everyone can worship Stan and his alcohol induced magnificence. If you love them to bits invite them over! If you respect them for thier integrity, invite them over! If you applaud thier drunkeness invite them over! If you hate them like you had Pan-Atlantic Waffle Iron Eaters (damn you PAWIEs we hate you!) invite them over! All are welcome from the pissed to the unconcious!

This is an open group so spread the word boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, sluts and scumbags! Spread it well, like the butter upon bread or the sauce upon your kebab! Spread it amongst your friends and neighbours. Shout praise to Stan from the rooftops! Invite your friends, inite everyone on every server you play on Stan Worship isn't a clan or a community it is a way of life man!

Stan has decreed it, so must it be!