Were playing poker, one guy cheats, we aim at each other, and were in Mexico to boot. What's the word were looking for...?

LAST TIME, ON THE AUTIN, THE FISH, AND THE BEE:
Autin: Hug me.
Ishimaru: use that statue
Delport: and bondage
All three: Ok
*and then sex happened*
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LAST TIME, ON WANTED
Ornstein: Glad to have you in the team, Mr. Bucket
Mr. Bucket: OH PLEASE, YOULL MAKE ME PUKE :3
Lag: its not true, I did not hit him, that's horsepoo, I did not strike him, I did naaaawt. ohai bella *pets*
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so now that we have that out of the way, why did I do this recap?
cause these guys aren't in this story :D
/flips off
This is a story of a lost story
one of choice and punishment
love and execution
one of morals and... peopel who arent in this one.
This is Delports story.



(so blame him for this post being up. remember, no credit for sucking)
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*After 12 hours of sex* Autin: I hope Dusk or kiwi never find out about this...

In the distance, we see a cat and a dog, watching the newly ravished fool wake up from his hallucination

Doge: *whimper* (Demons are real jackasses aren't they.)

Kitty:*mew* (...that wasn't a question, wasn't it?)

Doge: *whimpers more* (well, duh. that thing just humped trash and that nearby rock for who knows how long.)

Kitty: *annoyed meowing* (and we watched it do it all this time? thats it, im outta here.)

Doge: *bored barking*( yeah, well, I got a owner expecting me home...)

Kitty:*weak mewing* (how can you boringly bark? thats a horrible oxymoron, you know. like this story, this is just for kicks, but i also really like putting SOME effort into it, not for pride, but just to entertain others)

Doge: >:C (were do you get off, lecturing me? you should go tell off that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fondling himself over with...uhm, is that a human females leg...?)

Kitty: *triumphant mewing as Doge beigns getting sick from watching* :)
( guess this story doesnt need any spicing up, eh? )

Rain falls from the sky. The two look at each other and decide to go to the best place ever.
They open a portal into the meat dimension.
Doge: *weak barking* (screw that noise)
Kitty: *irritated mewing* (oh COME ON)
(YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO GO TO CALIFRONIA TO MAKE IT BIG SINCE LAST AUGUST)
(I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR OVER A YEAR NOW, DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO-)
Doge: :3 *plays dead*
Kitty: :| (fine then. see you in a month.)
Doge *smug grin* (oook theeen~)
(remember, ma'am, there is no place like home.)
cause, you know, were in Kansas.)
(just to make it clear)
(sister.)
Kitty: *already gone* (adios, loser!)

Doge: :( (who can I have take care of me now?)
Suddenly a giant moai statue appears out of the sky.
Doge: OH WHATS DIS I SEE-
Doge covers her mouth
Doge: But i thoguht i was a wookie and couldn't talk :(
...but golly :o
Doge circles the moai statue with intense curiosity, eventually...
Doge: Don't mean to sound liek a tryhard but...
...oh, whats this? :o
Doge found an entrance into the statue, near the bridge of the nose
Doge: OH BOY :D
Doge climbs the moai head
Doge:So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see.
Doge goes up via elevator
Doge:So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see. So much to do, So much to see.
Doge begins pilotingthe moai head
Doge: So much to do, So much to...?
And thus started the adventures of Bella and the kitty i found. :)