Operation: Find the Lost Chromosome

On August, 4th 2001. Sergeant Jordan was taking a bath in the wonderful waters of the rice fields when suddenly Lieutenant Jay rode up to Jordan in the SS Onii-chan. Sergeant Jordan was pleased of the lieutenants arrival. When the Sergeant approached Jay for a hug, Jay grabbed Jordan and kissed him. Jordan was surprised by this action, but pleased. While kissing, Jordan felt something leaving from his body and released as he felt Jay sucking on his luscious lips. Jordan then released that he was taking one of his ancient chromosomes. Before Jordan knew it he had lost a chromosome, and when he awoke the SS Onii-chan had rode off and Jordan was left with one less chromosome. Immediately Jordan contacted his war buds from back in the day, Captain Voss and Commander Davis, and said that Lieutenant Jay had gone rogue and stolen one of the ancient chromosomes. The three would have to team up to get back a missing piece of Jordan. They all meet at a bar named "The Jerky Jim". When the three saw each other they exchanged hugs and booty spanks, and as this act of appreciation was being completed they sat down for a beer. During Sergeant Jordan’s explanation of what happened, Captain Voss noticed that Commander Davis had become rock-hard. But the beers had just arrived so he didn’t mention anything. Sergeant Jordan had then finished his explanation and everyone agreed that they would need to track down Lieutenant Jay and steal back the chromosome. Commander Davis had always been fond of operation names and decided to come up with one. Although Voss was annoyed at the rudeness of Davis for not being concerned for Jordan, he understood the importance of a name. The three then held up their beers and toasted to the great lord Inanna. All of them finished with a chugging of the remaining beer before Voss slammed a $20 on the table and the three proceeded to stroll out of the bar. As they walked outside they realized that the sun had just begun to set. Realizing this, the importance of an epic sunset walk out combined with a zoom out shot as an end to a first episode was very apparent. Walking towards the sun, Davis in an excited little kid voice says, "Operation Find the Lost Chromosome is a go."

Queue action music and roll credits.