I'm afraid it's been... twelve years.

Starting today, November 1st, 2024, we pridefully declare the grand opening of the Heistham Asylum of the First Payday. This is a place for mentally well, stable individuals, happily married (important), who do not bend the knee to the small group of people above them, who know who they are, and who do not hold any contradicting opinions about various topics in regards to using mods in PAYDAY: The Heist.

By joining our institution, you agree to the fact that you are:
-a regular PAYDAY: The Heist player (hard requirement)
-mentally well (debatable)
-good at 145+ (soft requirement)
Any deviations from the rules will be punished by "solitary confinement"*.

*We will hit your balls with titanio virga (titanium rod)