UnitedBros

The Bros:

- NunesX7
- rEpLiK@ >N13< #younited
- -=PRE=- s4GUI .:[H]:.
- GoDzGabriel
- El Ruizao


Teammate: "2 B"
Me: "Or not 2 B"


Me: "2 short"
Teammates: "That's what she said"

"Im smurfing and my main is global, you're just ♥♥♥♥"

"rush b rush b don't stop, if they smoke it just run through i will flash dont stop just run in, DONT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLOCK WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ STOPPED YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOTS JUST RUN IN HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO JUST RUN INTO THE SITE" .........................
Radio : "COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN"

"I'm not hacking, you're just terrible at the game, go back to CoD lol" - Enemy player, VAC banned 7 rounds later.

"OVERPAY ONLY!"

"lol ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mgs" - MGE´

"Matchmaking is just like roulette: fun until it turns Russian"

"Noob team, this noob team."
Said by a Russian, in S3. He was the first to die each round, didn't call out, raged so hard I couldn't hear the gunshots. Lovely times <3

"64 tick god volvo's servers suck ill just buy esea." "I really should be dmg but im sliver because of bad servers and teammates"

"hey can someone drop me an AWP, maybe a m4?"
"Here, I drop Zeus"
"oh"
Fun Russian dude in my random MM team

"ez" -entire enemy team after a 16-14 game.

"Hah you guys are so ♥♥♥♥!"
Said to me after a 16-14 loss when we had a player abandon after the first round.
Alright buddy.

"you guys suck, want lessons?" said by the silver player with aimbot

"SUPER RARE PATTERN. If I downgrade you overpay, if I upgrade you overpay. lowball = -rep +block"

"noob team" - bottom fragger

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 12 year olds" - 14 year old

"GG" - most silvers after losing pistol

"You are playing like a silver" - Smurf in silver

"lol MM full of hackers nowadays" -whenever someone in the enemy team sustains a k/d above 1

''My aim is so bad.. ♥♥♥♥ THIS SKIN"

"i'm smurfing man" - KQLY

'I'm gonna kick you in 17 seconds' ---Bot Mark

"omg noob team" "kick me" - your average russian



I said no more talkng U ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!