Welcome to the new world order.

In 2005 a crack headed group of 3 guys were sentenced to 5 days in jail by a municipal court for a crime they most likely committed. Promptly escaping from a minimum security road detail they survive working in the underground. Having been quickly forgotten by the authorities who had better things to do they survive as soldiers of idiocy. If you have a problem, If no one else will help... like really no one else want's to help, and if you can find them, Convince, afford, and most importantly tolerate them. then maybe you can hire.... The M Team..... just be sure about it first...

the M-Team is not liable for damages to personal property, non-personal property, Physical Health, Mental Health, Spiritual Health, Chi Flow, or Public Reputation of the Hireing party. Nor is the M-Team responsible for any negative effects caused by any aggressive or sexual act commited while in the employ of the hiring party. Any and all expenses at hospitals, clinics, veternarians or brothals are to be paid by the hiring party.

Please consult your doctor before hiring the M-Team. Side effects of prolonged M-Team Useage include but are not limited to, Decreased Mental Apititude,Urge to cause Physical Harm to Self, Physical Harm to Self, Bleeding from the Eyes, Ears, Mouth or Genitals, Hair loss, Prison Time, Cancer in the state of California, Death and Erectile Dysfunction.